I saw this logo/tag on the side of a SW van this morning. Considering BP’s recent peccadOILlo, I’m surprised this wasn't sandblasted off the company fleet posthaste.
Out of the goodness of my heart, I am offering some alternative taglines they might consider should they choose to rebrand.
- Kill the otters
- Pump latex into the ocean
- Shove a ballgag in Mother Nature’s mouth
- Paint some fish gills closed
- Categorically eradicate all known flora and fauna
- Scumble the environment
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