Saturday, January 30, 2010

You kids get back on my lawn


It's been months upon months since my last post. An auspicious one. On a bacon-flavored substance.

Anyway, I know you've been huddled in a corner unable to leave your house without my valuable opinion to guide your view on life.

So I'm trying it again. But in a more sporadic fashion. Can't keep a blistering blog pace at the same time I'm writing spec screenplays that are sure to sell for ones of dollars.

So you'll take what I give you. And then you'll ask for more. And you might just get it. Might.

Welcome back me.


2 comments:

  1. Is that a filtered cigarette and a glass of sparking wine? I pictured a cable-knit sweater, pipe and glass of scotch on your triumphant return.

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  2. i do hope the horribly creepy urinal cake photo i just found in "last import" will be featured soon.

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