I refuse to post a picture of this flappy footwear out of a general sense of decorum and respect for my legion of readers.
The sartorial equivalent to smacking your gum, flip-flops are a great way to say “Look at me, World, I completely don’t give a shit!”
If you’re on a beach, we’re cool. If you’re in a locker room, knock yourself out. But if I have to see one more lazy schlub slapping down the sidewalk with his gnarled toenails on full display, I’m gonna snap.
