I refuse to post a picture of this flappy footwear out of a general sense of decorum and respect for my legion of readers.
The sartorial equivalent to smacking your gum, flip-flops are a great way to say “Look at me, World, I completely don’t give a shit!”
If you’re on a beach, we’re cool. If you’re in a locker room, knock yourself out. But if I have to see one more lazy schlub slapping down the sidewalk with his gnarled toenails on full display, I’m gonna snap.
What if you actually completely don't give a shit? Is it then not only acceptable, but expected that you wear flip-flops?
ReplyDeleteThis is pretty much the way I feel about Uggs. However, these people are saying, "Look at me World, I have enough money to spend upwards of two hundred dollars on the "ugg"liest boots known to man." And if that weren't enough, they are going to wear them through June..with skirts.
ReplyDeletetj only wears slip ons. hmmm. myvaluablehypocrisy.com?
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