I know you can't see the worst band name in the known universe from this photo. That's to protect the innocent. See, every step I took toward this godforsaken sequence of letters, my gorge rose so high in my throat that I…......yrrf.......…?
Gross. Pardon me.
Ahem. I….......yrrrrrf…........Oh my. How uniquely embarrassing. Apparently I can't even type about this. That's a first. Okay whatever, back on topic.
Putting this band’s name on this Chicago landmark is like putting a..............yyyrrrrrrff.........…excuse me, I’m sorry.......I…yyyyyyaaaaahhhhrrrffffff.
FUCK!
Okay, hold on. Hold on. Pulling myself together. Deep breaths. Deeeep breaths.
Okay. The band name is below, but I typed it in white to avoid any unseemly spewings. Highlight it with your cursor if you dare.
CHICKENFOOyyyyaaaaaaaaaahhhrrrrrrrrffffffff....Damn.
It is Chickenfoo? That's it? I mean, it's not awesome, but it doesn't make me wanna barf.
ReplyDeleteAm I missing the gross-out element, like an allusion to a dirty sex act? For me, it brings to mind chickens, foo-ing away/shooing away some chicken-like animal, Chinese food...egg foo yung, and people who are too scared to be called chicken POO.
I like Chickenpoo better. Does that work for you?
No, the band name isn't Chickenfoo. It's chickeyyyrrrfff. Damn. So close.
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