1. "Help! I can’t tell where I am. It’s dark and I hear laughing."
I’ll take “Things You Might Have Heard at Neverland Ranch” for two hundred, Alex. TOO SOON.
2. "Will you scratch my back?"
I don’t get it. No, I won’t scratch your fucking back, you dumb sauce packet.
3. "Ah…we meet again."
The words of an evil mastermind. Taco Bell is evil, and we met again yesterday when I stuffed my face with Grade D meat, so I guess this one’s got a valid point.
I am constantly prepared to propose marriage thanks to my taco bell sauce packet. Strangely enough, I haven't actually eaten taco bell in years but people keep giving me the "will you marry me" sauce packet. Spinsterhood rocks.
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