Apologies for the crappy photo. Teehee.
Anyways, I've put together a brief questionnaire to help you determine your place on the poopability meter.
Ahem. Which of the following applies to you?
1. I can’t poop because cheese is a big part of my lifestyle.
2. I can’t poop because of some pills I’m taking.
3. I can’t poop and it really frickin’ hurts.
4. I can’t poop because I have a medical condition beyond my inability to poop.
5. I can’t poop because I have a medical condition that requires me to take pills wrapped in cheese and it really frickin’ hurts.
6. I can poop.
This Can't Poop Meter is very helpful; the medical community needs to do more poo-problem outreach. There are o so many ways to remedy constipation, and choosing the correct treatment makes life much more awesome. I mean, 'cause there are so many reasons one is constipated, and treating the wrong reason can create intensify intestinal havoc.
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny. :-)
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