My valuable first post

Welcome to my valuable first post. I've tried pretty much everything there is to try: karaoke, dreampainting, energy drinks. But now I'm off on a new kick. Telling you what I think. Maybe I'll tell you what I think about your blouse. Would you like that? Would you like that, huh? Okay then. It looks nice.

Without this blog, how would you know what I REALLY think about that sick new album, or that shitty billboard I just walked past, or that geeky little videogame that made me cry, or that Republican guy who just cheated on his wife with some Argentinian, or the split pea soup I just ate, or that other sick, sick album, or that movie that I Tivoed and am basically too embarrassed to admit that I sat all the way through? What? You plan on learning that from a status update on Facebook? Where I have to duke it out with your other 377 "friends?" Not bloody likely. I'm king here, pal, or lady, and you are my vassal. And this blog is my fief to you. So don't screw it up.

Welcome. Welcome to my valuable opinion.