And so it has come to this

I used to really love the playfulness of a portmanteau.

Smog

Galumph

Spork

Good innocent, clean fun. But then society had to go and put the man in portmanteau, and things got a bit precious.

Murse

Metrosexual

Bromance

And then Snickers came and gang raped the portmanteau in its eye socket. Ahem. Sorry for the visual there. But, I mean, look at these.  

Patrick Chewing

Nougatocity

Master P-Nut

Chewmute

Seriously?

"Hey dude, why you eating a snickers on the bus?" "Cuz, man. This is my chewmute."

Fuuuuuuck.

And now it has come to this. Beans. Yes, beans, ladies and gentleman, have taken on the yoke of portmanteauification. Here are some more suggestions for their campaign.

Crappetizing

Scramptious

Shityourpantilizing

Do you have any good suggestions? Share them in comments!